Smartly Dressed Woman Nonchalantly Poos In Lift Then Walks Off

Featured image credit: QQ

Sometimes you get that feeling when you think it's going to be near enough impossible to hold in a shit.

That's fine, it happens a lot, but what's the solution?

Well, obviously, you try to keep it in as long as possible, until you find a toilet. Failing that, I'm afraid you're just going to have to soil yourself.

Whacking your pants down, squatting in a lift and dropping one isn't really what you should do, though.

This woman must have been really desperate, because that's exactly what she did.

Entering the lift, the smartly dressed woman crosses her legs and jigs about in an attempt to suppress her poo. Eventually, she's overcome, and has no choice but to crouch in the corner, with a CCTV camera showing her defecating on the lift floor.

I guess you could argue that you've got to let nature take its course, but this is a bit far.

The footage is reportedly from China, and has been doing the rounds on the social media site QQ and has had six million views.

I'd hate to be the person who has to clean that mess up.

Words by Mark McGowan

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.