Remember that Mexican bloke Roberto Esquivel Cabrera? Of course you do. He's the guy who has the world's largest penis at a whopping 18.9 inches long. Bet you could knock a few people out with that truncheon.
Well, it turns out that having a massive member aren't as rewarding as you'd think. Cabrera's penis is so unwieldy he's registered as disabled and relies on food banks and benefits from the government every four months to keep him going.
Far from impressing potential suitors, the 54-year-old from the city of Saltillo finds that his ginormous dong hinders his opportunities to work a normal job.
"I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees," Cabrera said.
"I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.
"Every four months the [government] give me some economic assistance but it is not enough.
"I visit the food banks every day to take my meals at 12 'o clock."
Doctors believe that Cabrera performed his own enlargement surgery in his teens by attaching his penis to weights. Kind of like Pimp My Penis.
Despite the problems caused by his penis hanging below his knees, Cabrera has refused reduction surgery as he's satisfied with the size he has. As you would be, really.
"I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have," Cabrera said. "I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don't recognise this record."
If you're wondering, "Hang on? Wouldn't someone with a cock this large be able to do a good job in porn?", we're way ahead of you.
Back in January, LADbible asked the man behind the hub website YouPorn and the FakeTaxi series whether he'd be willing to take Cabrera on, and they said yes.
"We would fly him over to Prague and he can come see our doctors and nurses at our FakeHospital.com," 'The YouPorn Guy' told LADbible.
"We would make the scene quite comical, and would get a female doctor and two or three nurses all trying to have a go on it.
"He would have the time of his life. Everyone would want to see the scene for sure - whether they would get off on it is another matter."
Cabrera himself seemed open to the idea of working in adult entertainment - after all, if you have the asset it would be a shame not to use it.
He even expressed his hopes that he would find the right woman for him in the States, particularly one that could handle his massive girth.
"I don't feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women," he explains. "One of them will be the right size for me.
"I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.
"And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal. They don't care about what I have in my pants."
Despite multiple offers, it doesn't look like Cabrera has had his big break in the porn industry yet.
In 2015, Cabrera was offered the chance to star in a sex-tape by Vivid Entertainment, but the language barrier, money expectations and 'basic anatomy challenges' got in the way, said TMZ,
Anyway, according to radiologists who performed a CT scan on Cabera, most of his penis is foreskin anyway - putting his claims in doubt.
"Our findings on the CT scan were that he has a very large foreskin, it goes almost to the knee," said radiologist Jesus Pablo Gilmore.
"The glands themselves are only six to seven inches from the pubic. It doesn't go all the way through the foreskin."
Well, that's a letdown almost as big as Cabrera's member. Maybe, in this situation, less really is more.
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