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Spider-Infested Village Has Unusually Grim Way Of Dealing With Them

Spider-Infested Village Has Unusually Grim Way Of Dealing With Them

Spiders. Fucking spiders.

Apparently a horde of sex-crazed spiders as big as mice are going to be invading your living room this summer.

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There's no word in The Mirror on whether these sex-crazed spiders are looking for human fingers and toes to fuck or whether they're just interested in their own species but either way, we should be worried.

These spiders have apparently been lurking in your cupboards and basements all summer long and have come out to mate now the weather is a little cooler.

But it's ok, because a village in Cambodia has come up with a novel, if not altogether terrifying, way of dealing with any kind of horny spider infestation.

Eat them.

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That's right, in the village of Skun, locally known as 'Spider Town' thanks to the masses and masses of spiders that can be found there, the locals have begun simply picking them up, putting them in a pan and eating them.

You're probably not too excited about the prospect of catching, cooking and eating a spider so before you write it off altogether, here out travel blogger Andrew Kolanski who has tried the delicacy.

He told The Daily Star: "The taste was a bit nutty, the skin was crunchy, the pencil thick legs were salty with a hint of garlic. It went well with cold Angkor beer. The meat of the abdomen is white like chicken."

That doesn't sound so bad, does it? Oh, just FYI, don't eat the organ cavity. That could kill you.

Anyway, if you're being harassed by a sex-crazed spider desperate to bang, just relax and know that he's more scared of you than you are of it.

And you can always pick them up and eat them, if that's your sort of thing.

Featured image credit: Wikimedia

Topics: Spiders

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