You've heard of The Horse Whisperer, yeah? The film with Robert Redford and Scarlett Johansson and he can apparently chat to horses. My mum used to love that shit, made me watch it time and time again just because she fancied Robert Redford.

I was too young to care too much about the actual film but it did make me fall in love with Scarlett Johansson so swings and roundabouts really.

Anyway, as a young man, horses didn't interest me too much, I was more interested in sharks and tornadoes and dinosaurs so I would have much rather a movie called The Shark Whisperer.

Well, now there is a guy who is a real life shark whisperer...

Apparently Roccardo Sturla Avogadri from Ferrara, Italy, is able to immobilise six-and-a-half foot sharks by massaging them.

There's something fishy going on here. Aaaaand I'll get my coat.