'You Try To Steal My Doughnut Pillow And I Will Destroy You'
Meet Riley. He's the proud owner of a doughnut pillow. And he clings to it like Taylor Swift does to British actors and musicians.
He's not one for sticking to the rules. He doesn't want to play 'fetch', hasn't got time for your walkies and won't be letting you take that pillow from him.
To be honest, if you would happily take it from him, you're probably a terrible person and need to rethink your life.
Riley's owner captured the moment and uploaded it to Twitter.
Since then, it's received more than 70,000 likes and had more than 36,000 retweets.
I put this donut pillow on my dog 20 minutes ago and he loves it and won't let me take it off pic.twitter.com/b00WeRWcPL
- BRiELLE (@briellewestwood) October 5, 2016
It looks like he's living the life of Riley.
Yeah, I'm not apologising for that joke.
Featured image credit: Twitter/@briellewestwood