'Fellatio Cafe' Where You Get Sucked Off As You Sip Your Brew To Be Opened In Switzerland

The country that gave us Swiss chocolate, Swiss pen knives, Swiss cheese, and now blow jobs with your brew, Switzerland, are opening a 'fellatio cafe'.

Boris Johnson may or may not be getting a blowjob in this picture*

The cafe will be opened to the public by the end of the year in Geneva, according to Swiss newspaper The Local, and will see men ordering a hot drink, before choosing a prostitute off an iPad.

Other than the worrying fact that even prostitution is pushing the boundaries of business by using iPads, customers will have to pay £40 for a coffee. Included in the price is the blow job, though.

The business will be opened by the firm Facegirl, who are modelling the idea on similar places in Thailand.

Bradley Chavet, a representative for Facegirl, told The Local that men order their drinks and then sit at the bar. According to him, 'in five or ten minutes, it's all over'. Five minutes?

According to The Local, prostitution is legal in Switzerland with sex workers required to have permits to operate.

Words by Mark McGowan

*He's not

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Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.