Comedian Has A Bigger Penis After Losing Half His Body Weight

An American comedian has lost a shit ton of weight after getting so fat he couldn't even find his penis.

Jeff Beacher, a creator of a variety show at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, has transformed his life after undertaking the big lifestyle change after becoming a whopping 29st 9lb.

The 40-year-old's problems go back to childhood, when he began comfort eating after discovering he was adopted.

"I'd always been fat but it's something else when you're so fat, you can't find your penis," he said.

"I'd have to hunt around in my flab to locate it before I went to the bathroom or attempt to have sex."

But as the weight shedded, his penis grew back, having lost an inch in obesity. But it was never an issue, as he continued to have sex even through darker times. Beacher claims to have slept with more than 100 women.

Last year, he underwent stomach surgery to curb his eating habits.

"The pounds dropped off, and I now tip the scales at 195lbs, after having at least 10lb of extra skin surgically removed."

The cherry on the cake? His penis has "miraculously gone back to its previous size, around eight or nine inches when erect."

Words by Josh Teal

Topics: Weight Loss

Josh Teal

Josh Teal is a journalist at LADbible. He has contributed to the 'Knowing Me, Knowing EU' and 'UOKM8?' campaigns interviewing everyone from student drug dealers to climate change activists.

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