In case you've never heard of Dan Bilzerian, let me give you a little low down. He's a one-time pro poker player-cum-social media phenomenon. An 180th place World Series card man now famous for posing with naked girls.
OK, not gonna lie, I thought I was gonna get a bit more out of that. Essentially, no-one knows what Bilzerian does. Judging by his social media accounts, notably Instagram, he is either on a plane with hot girls, on a sofa with hot girls or in a swimming pool/hot tub with hot girls. I can't exactly confirm whether Bilzerian is surrounded by these hot girls when he goes to, say, the orthodontist, but it's a safe bet.
Bilzerian was born the day before John Lennon was shot - so that's something. He also announced last year he was going to run for president.
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It didn't pan out for him in the end, unlike his friend (?) Donald Trump. Here are the two pictured together.
Speaking of Donald Trump, remember last week when that 2005 video was leaked revealing his lax attitude to sexual assault ("Grab 'em by the pussy")? Well Bilzerian's joked about it in a picture.
Although Bilzerian looks obviously more pleased, the woman seems to be having a great time, too.
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Funny AND topical, with a tinge of complicit misogyny.
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Instagram, Twitter, Donald Trump