Poor Miley Cyrus. All she wants to do is smoke weed and free the nipple.
But there's one problem standing in her way: Instagram won't let her.
Guy's can show their nipples but not Hannah Montana. That's bang out of order, isn't? We basically live in a world where it's perfectly acceptable to post pictures of Billy Ray Cyrus' nipples on social media but not his liberal, probably part-time nudist, popstar daughter.
So how has she done it? By showing her nipple through a reflection.
Pretty savvy. Miley has gone and called Instagram's female nipple ban, raised it a middle finger and said: "Here are my nipples!"
We're all arguably better off because of this - not least female empowerment.
Words by Josh Teal
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