You've clicked on this article. You've committed to seeing a picture of a snapped penis. You sick fuck.
Seriously though, you can change your mind. You can click off this article and go on with your life and never have to think about snapping your dick. Consider it.
I saw the picture about four hours ago and I can't get it out of my head. I'm genuinely considering seeing a therapist because the very idea of ever having sex again is terrifying right now.
Right, that's enough of a warning. You asked for it.
A 32-year-old man in New Delhi was going at it so hard that he fractured his spam javelin. Poor, poor bastard.
The condition is known as "eggplant deformity," which sounds quite pleasant, considering it's the most horrific thing I've ever seen.
I'm not putting the picture in this article, because that'd mean having to look at it again, so if you really want to see a dick that looks like a crushed accordion, you can have a look at BMJ Case Reports.
Why the fuck did you click that link? I told you not to.
Words by Liam Bond, so you know who to send abuse to for putting you off sex for life.