Fucking hell, Britain's Got Talent really pulled it out of the bag tonight.
Some guy with a death-wish just climbed to the top of a pole, hung upside down from it, placed a sword in his mouth and then loosened his thigh-grip to fall down to the bottom.
I just watched it and went 'Oh, shit!' A colleague then asked me what was wrong. Then he watched it and went 'oh, shit!' as well.
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Look at this.
Presumably, then, I thought the reactions must have been swarming in on social media. After a quick look, I found that they were.
This mum nearly had a heart attack.
This person puked up all their tea.
This poor mum even went and crapped herself.
Do NOT try this at home.
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Words by Josh Teal
Credit: ITV
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