Chowing down on an entire tub of ice-cream is fucking brilliant and only makes you feel kind of like you resemble a pie. How many of us have taken on the battle of Ben & Jerry's and won? I know I have. I looked up at my laptop screen, Netflix had paused, and I was faced with my chocolatey reflection. It was gross. But also amazing.
Now, Ben & Jerry's have brought out three new flavours and it's safe to say that any chance of losing weight before summer has officially flown out of the window.
The best thing is, the top of the ice cream is covered in an extra layer of stuff that's 'spoonable' - whatever that means. All I'm thinking is how quickly I can spoon it into my gob.
Let's take a look...
Chocolate Caramel Cookie Dough
Vanilla ice cream, salted caramel swirls, brownies and chocolate chunks. What's not to love there?
This one has 'sweet cream ice cream', with strawberry and marshmallow swirls, shortbread and white chocolate chunks.
Topped Salted Caramel Brownie
Finally, 'The Topped Salted Caramel Brownie' has brownies (baked in New York's Greyston Bakery), chocolate chunks and salted caramel swirls. With chocolate ice cream.
Excuse me while I die of lust.
Andrea Ball, Ben & Jerry's Flavour Guru, told LADbible: "We think we've created the ultimate cure for ice cream munchies everywhere. With chunks, swirls and lots of chocolate on top... You'll want to give this one a big spoon.
"There is nothing worse than late night hunger pangs, and we think with this new range we have your night covered. The rest is up to you!"
They're getting released this month and will set you back £5.49, but who can put a price on happiness?