Watch A Range Of Naked Arses Flattening Cakes In This Brave New World
Oi, lads, shut your cake hole and have a look at this. A miscellaneous group of people shoving their arses in a bunch of desserts.
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention, it's most types of bum - smooth, hairy, female, male. If you're filthy enough to have unzipped your trousers, sort your life out, pal!
And what's the point of this video, you cry?
Call me old-fashioned, but if I was advertising baked delights, I wouldn't think taking snaps of them being flattened by a range of arses would help them sell.
But hey, what do I know about selling cakes? That's why I'm sat here, on my chair, writing away furiously.
Getting hungry now. Gonna get myself a Pavlova.
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