WATCH: Woman Cooks Bacon Perfectly Using AR-15 Assault Rifle

In the infamous words of Meriadoc Brandybuck: tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon. Nice. Crispy. Bacon. That's how it should be.

One woman who understands this is Alison E Schafer but her method of cooking the good stuff isn't as conventional as... well, any method we've ever seen before.

As The Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival's 2016 Bacon Queen, Alison found a way of cooking bacon by using an AR-15 assault rifle.

And it actually comes out looking pretty good...

If only the hobbits had an AR-15 on Weathertop, they might not have had so much trouble getting to Mordor unharmed.

George Pavlou

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