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Teenage Millionaire Explains Why He's So Rich And We're All Pathetic

Teenage Millionaire Explains Why He's So Rich And We're All Pathetic

Jaylen D. Bledsoe is the CEO of The Jaylen D. Bledsoe Global Group, which is an investments and holding company. He has 250 employers. He's 17. FML.

Jaylen explained in an interview on the T.D. Jakes Show what he believes makes him so rich.

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"The difference between me and other people is that they take a dream that God has given them and wait for him to make it a reality," he said while the audience makes more noise than staff at a North Korean factory while Kim Jong-un is over for a quick tour and they praise their supreme leader.

He also says that he lives by the motto of GPS. "Once I set my destination, like a GPS I calculate it. And no matter how many times I mess up, I recalculate it." This is not telling me how to become a millionaire. This is bollocks marketing talk. And we all know that the marketing department talks bollocks.

And what he said about failure is nothing short than inspirational. "Don't let your set back make you fall back. Prepare for your comeback." Yeah, more jargon. He's not giving anything away. He wants to stay rich and keep us poor.

Off camera, he also reportedly said: 'To be an inspiration you need words words words words energy something something something something dedication yawn yawn yawn yawn [insert metaphor] yada yada yada yada passion'.

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He's rich, we're poor. Rejoice.

Featured image credit: Twitter/@jaylenbledsoe

Topics: Money, Rich

Hamish Kilburn

Keep calm... I'm a journalist

 

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