A man is on trial accused of child abuse, including deliberating letting rip in the boy's face.
Roofer Gary McKenzie allegedly farted in the face of a child aged under 16 and prosecutor Paul Abrahams has alleged that the act amounts to cruelty.
McKenzie, smelling his own brew. Credit: Twitter
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Abrahams was reported as saying: "You wilfully ill-treated the child, namely by breaking wind in his face, in a manner likely to cause him unnecessary suffering or injury to health."
Apparently, this can be seen as cruel under section 1(1) of the Children and Young Persons Act 1933. To be honest, the Second World War hadn't even kicked off in those days so perhaps it's time to update the law.
But there are also three more offences that McKenzie has been accused of, including punching the boy on the arm and sucking his eyelid while 'play fighting', as well as being accused of holding a pillow over another boy, also while reportedly 'play fighting'.
The boy who received McKenzie's wind said: "He pumped. He was right next to me and bending down. He was wearing shorts, his shorts were right next to my face.
"I said why did you do that? And he said he did it because he wanted to be nasty." To be honest, I'm guessing from the way the boy is speaking that he's a teenager.
McKenzie, of County Durham, denied the incident as it was retold, but admitted he had accidentally done it once before.
He denies all charges and the trial continues.
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That's all very serious stuff.
So as we're TheLADbible, let's look at the more intricate peculiarities and thrills associated with farting in someone's face.
Everyone knows that the funniest thing in the world is getting your arse next to your girlfriend's face when she's unsuspecting and letting one rip.
Everyone thinks it's hilarious, especially the girlfriend!
'God damn it it's funny, get a sense of humour', said every man, ever.
It's the circle of life. As the youngest brother of three, it happened to me all the time. It was accepted. The taste of my bothers' shit particles in my mouth was a daily chore. It made you learn a life lesson. It was almost Darwinistic.
Tag a mate who is a face farter.
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