Another day, another alien ship sighting. When are they just going to come down and visit us already?! It's very strange that it just seems to be people on the Internet who spot these ships. Come on, Donald Trump. Tell us all the secrets.
The only other explanation is that all of these sightings are just completely fabricated and only show moondust or something. And that can't be right, surely?
In this video, uploaded to YouTube by Streetcap1, we can see a UFO that's been dubbed a 'megaship' by conspiracy theorists, according to the Mirror.
Credit: Nasa
As you can see, there's a large cigar-shaped object hovering above two smaller, bright things below. They're situated just above the Earth's atmosphere. Surely they're collecting information from us. There's no other explanation.
Then, bloody Nasa dimmed the feed! Apparently.
The person who uploaded the clip wrote: "I thought I was seeing things. I had to be quick.
"The dimming at the end was sudden and my guess is they [Nasa] turned down the brightness a little."
Tyler Glockner, a UFO expert who runs a conspiracy site called Secure Team 10, wrote: "We definitely see some anomalous objects, we have this very long cigar-shaped UFO. It's unidentified, we don't know what it is.
"And then below it, we have these two reflective-looking orbs or objects that are obviously under very low resolution because Nasa likes to give us low res videos and keep the high resolution stuff to themselves.
"I have monitored hundreds, likely thousands, of hours of ISS live feed footage and I've seen UFOs, I've seen ice crystals, I've seen space debris and I've seen light reflections.
'What we're seeing here looks like none of those. And it would appear that shortly after these objects come into view, Nasa - either purposely - or the UFOs do it on their own, but the objects quickly dim out.
"So we may have had Nasa dimming the feed, messing with the contrast or the exposure to make these objects disappear from view."
Well if bloody Tyler Glockner reckons it's legit then it has to be.
While we're on the subject of alien conspiracy theories, let's delve into some more. How else would you want to spend your Tuesday morning?!
Is this a massive UFO feeding off sun energy?
Credit: NASA/YouTube/Streetcap1
UFO and alien hunters think they've spotted alien spacecraft circling the sun to harvest solar power. Cheeky bastards, get your own sun.
The images from NASA show an unidentified white spot just on the outside of the sun, which some believe is 'star lifting' - the term used to describe taking material from a star.
Posting the clip to YouTube, Streetcap1 wrote: "Is this a massive UFO feeding off sun energy?" I don't know, mate, you're the UFO expert, you tell me.
Although Streetcap1 isn't fully sold on the idea, others seem to think it's legit.
UFO sighting caught on drone camera
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A US Air Force veteran sent this footage to the 'Mutual UFO Network' for investigation after he spotted a UFO.
The network, which has now sent the film to NASA, claims the mysterious object was filmed flying around 50 feet off the ground at a speed estimated to be around 10,000mph.
The veteran, from Ayden, North Carolina, filmed the shocking sight on 26 October.
He told the Daily Star: "This UFO video was captured with my DJI Phantom 3 Professional 4K aerial camera.
"I thought I had seen it all. This footage took me back. I was flying my aerial camera from Ayden District Park. The skies were clear with unlimited visibility.
"I did not witness this object first hand; it wasn't until I reviewed the 4K footage on my 4K TV that I first spotted the object on video."
The Mutual UFO Network's North Carolina investigator, Sanford Davis, said he was perplexed by the film.
UFO 'Coming To Earth Through Wormhole'
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This super convincing, definitely not fake, completely 100 percent legit video of a space-craft being 'shot to Earth in a plasma beam' was uploaded in December.
No-one knows where the video came from, although it's believed to have originated on a Spanish Facebook page. Scott C Waring from UFO Sightings Daily believes the video was shot on 1st December.
He wrote online: "Arizona is a famous hotspot for UFOs and Alien bases, so it's nice to get this substantial evidence of their existence in that area.
"This is an alien ship, shooting off through the clouds, leaving earth. It almost looks like a meteorite, but it's not falling, it's going up."
However, UFO Of Interest head Scott Brando said: "Yes, it's a fake CGI. There are previous sharings about the same video being fake."
Well I don't know about you, lads, but I'm convinced.
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