Just when you thought having pneumonia was the worst thing to happen to Hillary Clinton this year, there are now claims going around that she is in fact a robot. How? Because she claps like one apparently.
Now of course there's no irrefutable evidence that the Democrat is a program from the machine world so for the featured image of this article, I have very lazily imagined what Hillary's potential robot face could look like. Think Guy Fawkes meets I, Robot. To be honest with you, I'm pleased with the result.
Anyway, here's the video of Hillary Clinton clapping which, to some, is a massive giveaway of her alliance with A.I.
It's stretching it, isn't it? Scraping the barrel. For my money, this just speaks to a simpler phenomenon among politicians: not being able to clap for shit.
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Remember that video of Michael Gove clapping with more variation than a sweet shop? Proof.
Clinton has historically not been able to clap for shit. Have you seen this video of her at the Democratic National Convention in 1996 where she 'dances' along to the Macarena? Trust me on this one, she ain't a robot. She just can't clap for shit.
In the more recent display of this impairment, Clinton simply looks like the person who's peaked a bit too early on a night out, but who also accepts that a second wind exists. In the meantime, she keeps at least one part of her body active to avoid disappointing their friends.
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Clinton is sat on the sidelines, clapping to 'Come on Eileen', waiting for the nausea to pass. She's us.
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