The day may have finally arrived when robots replace the natural pleasures in the world. More advanced than ever before, vibrators these days are an all-singing, all-dancing evolution of the man's natural penis.
It has got so bad that some just can't cope anymore. Rich Moore, 33, from Orpington, London couldn't get his 'God's gift' to vibrate to the same levels as the sex toy of his girlfriend at the time. Three's a crowd and their seven-year relationship crumbled. Moore was sent packing.
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The poor bloke went round to her place on July 6 to collect his belongings. But when he saw the smug vibrator just sitting there, he went savage on it.
"I found the dildo and I just ripped it up. It was one of those bullet ones," he told The Sun. Those bullet ones think they are so discreet yet powerful but they were no match for Moore.
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"She loved the dildo more than me, that's why I got the hump with it. I bought it; it cost me £30," he added.
The jealous man also smashed up a pair of £200 sunglasses. Alright, mate, that's too far. What did the sunglasses do?
The whole thing went to court despite the man offering to pay for a new dildo. "The police weren't having it," he said.
Moore admitted to the charges of criminal damage at Croydon Magistrates' court and has been bailed until October 19.
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