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Man Hates His Ex-Wife So Much He's Built A Barbed Wire Fence Around His House

Man Hates His Ex-Wife So Much He's Built A Barbed Wire Fence Around His House

"Good luck getting in."

Josh Teal

Josh Teal

Sometimes in life, getting over a relationship is hard. The sudden breaking news of a split can render us embarrassing, naggy, unsolicited-text fiends who cross the line so much we come within inches of a restraining order.

What's the right way to deal with it? Tel people nicely to stop texting you? Meet with them in a Costa Coffee and explain why it won't work and end up leaving prematurely while they drink their coffee? "Who knows. Maybe in the future. Just not now". All that cheesy shit.

One bloke disagrees.

Video: A Current Affair

"Pensioner Tony", a former builder, has built a three-metre high fence with barbed wire around his entire property.

He told A Current Affair that he erected the wall about two months ago.

His new partner revealed, "no matter what you do, it won't change this woman."

Tony added: "I'm going to extreme lengths to protect what's mine.

"Good luck getting in, bitch."

Image: A Current Affair

Tony was inspired to build the wall not by any President Trump policy, strangely enough, but old Roman and WWI fortifications.

You could say this his ex-wife could simply set up a trampoline right by the fence, get a pogostick for extra bounce, and hop right over into Tony's garden. You would be wrong.

Sure, she could, but she'd never believe what her ex-husband would have waiting for her.

Image: A Current Affair

Set up in the garden, and aimed conveniently at the streets, is a wooden catapult full of lawn bowls. Doesn't exactly scream subtle does it.

Look, If Tony has concocted weapons to stop his ex-missus from coming to see him, she must have serious blood on her hands. That doesn't spawn from a few late night Snapchats.

Always go for the restraining order. Or just have a better sense of perception on first dates.

Featured Image Credit: A Current Affair

Topics: Husband, Couple, House