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There's A 'Black Moon' Coming Tonight And We're All Fucked

There's A 'Black Moon' Coming Tonight And We're All Fucked

I'm talking end of the world kind of shit.

Hamish Kilburn

Hamish Kilburn

Tonight, the moon will be virtually invisible to the naked eye. As with all these rare astronomical occurrences, many believe that the second coming of Jesus Christ will follow. Yes, lads, this could be the end of the world, again.

Worldwide destruction could very well interrupt your Friday night plans and there's nothing we can do about it - that's if you believe the Christian conspiracy theorists.

The rare black moon occurs when the illuminated side of the moon is caught in the shadow of the Earth, making it virtually impossible to see. It does not mean that the sun has died - which would also cause a black moon as well as a black Earth and extreme suffering for good measure.


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It's not the only odd sight that's been seen in the skies recently. The first day of September brought with it a 'ring of fire' solar eclipse. The moon fell in line with the Earth and the sun above Africa, making it appear as if the sun has darkened. Also, a shit load of so-called UFOs have been spotted recently, steering more people into believing that the end is nigh.

Following these rare, out-of-this-world happenings, against all logic, many are fearing the worst. Meanwhile, others believe the black moon brings new energy and beginnings.



Oh the irony that the 'end of the world' had to fall on payday. I can't even online shop because next-day delivery won't even make it... On the other hand, if it does bring new beginnings, then maybe it will bring me the energy and strength to save and not spend my pay all at once.

On that note, let's get shit faced.

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Topics: space