This Is Why You Definitely Should Piss In The Shower

If you have a shower without taking a piss, are you even human?

The answer is no, probably. Because let's be honest, we all do it.

I don't really think there's a negative stigma attached to it either, you're in a cleansing environment so why not take a quick slash.

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If you need another reason to piss in the shower, seek comfort in the fact that you're technically saving the world.

The Environmental Protection Agency found that newer toilets use 1.6 gallons of water per flush. That usage accounts for 27% of water waste in America, according Mic.

Now, obviously flushing is essential, especially if you've had a Mexican the day before, so why not save water by relieving yourself in the shower*?

According to Mic, an average adult wees between six and eight times a day, which will add up to around 56 gallons of water across a 24 hour period - that doesn't take into consideration when you've broken the seal after 11 or 12 pints on a Friday night.

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This doesn't mean to say that you should just get in the shower and piss while the water washes over you. Just let it go while washing your underarms or hair, then you're only using the water that would have been used for your shower anyway.

Save water, piss in the shower.

*It's not a good idea to poo in the shower

Words by Mark McGowan

Topics: Shower

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.