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Turns Out That Men Severely Overestimate The Size Of Their Penises

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Turns Out That Men Severely Overestimate The Size Of Their Penises

Boys lie about the size of their penises. That's just life. The first time I saw a six-inch Subway sandwich, I was pleasantly surprised. The way my exes had been describing their own 'spicy Italian' had led me to believe they'd be half the size. Yeah, we have sexy Subway puns now - deal with it.

Well now science is ready to silence all of those among you who exaggerate the size of their penises. Yes, all of you.

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Tech blogger, Lukas, used a load of penis size surveys and made this handy chart to show who's telling porkies. Cheers, Lukas! The data came from all the way around the world, although most surveys have been done in Europe, parts of Africa, and South America.

So as you can see, the green shows what men reported themselves as measuring. The red (orange?) is what they actually came in at. In fact. it's a lot more likely that you're packing a five-incher than anything else.

But remember lads, it's not all about penis size! Once you get down to it, the only size that really matters is that of your tongue brain.

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Topics: Funny, Sex and Relationships, Interesting

Mel Ramsay
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