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Comedian Proves Songs That Don't Make Sense Can Become Club Hits

Comedian Proves Songs That Don't Make Sense Can Become Club Hits

Lads - stop what the fuck you are doing right now.

Seriously, just stop it. I don't care what you're up to. Pay attention.

A comedian produced and released a single with lyrics that are so random and make fuck all sense in order to prove that anyone can make a club hit these days. It was released two years ago but we missed it, and think you may have missed it too.

And it's a fucccckkkiiiinnnggg BANGER MATE!

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Lo and behold, with a collection of random words and Spanish names, thrown together by Norwegian songwriter Anders Nilsen, the single has proved popular.

Again, cos it's a TUUUUNNNNEEEEE!!!!!

Salsa Tequila has shown people will buy any old shit have an awesome sense of music taste, with it proving a massive hit in the Netherlands and Norway.

Without further delay, here's what you really want to see...

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Video credit: YouTube/Altfor Koselig

'Salsa... Tequila... Corazon... Cerveza... Muy Bueno' - who gives a shit what it translates to? Cos it's bigger than the Willennium, I'm telling you. The legendary lyrics continue...

Taco

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Eva Mendez

Gringo

Costa

Chorizo

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Santa Maria

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Tex Mex

Shakira

Nachos

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Salsa...

And the absolute banger continues...

Guacamole

Jalapeño

Salma Hayek

Ricky Martin....

And again...

Calamari

Muchas gracias

Macarena

Mi amigo

Livin La Vida Loca

Antonio Banderas

The banger was recently mentioned in a Reddit thread. Some couldn't help themselves relating the tune to every Pitbull song ever been released. Before long, the tread was contaminated with Pitbull hating trolls.

But noone should hate this lyrical masterpiece!

Let's give this hit the global success it deserves.

Featured image credit: YouTube/Altfor Koselig

Topics: comedian

Hamish Kilburn

Keep calm... I'm a journalist