Lads - stop what the fuck you are doing right now.
Seriously, just stop it. I don't care what you're up to. Pay attention.
A comedian produced and released a single with lyrics that are so random and make fuck all sense in order to prove that anyone can make a club hit these days. It was released two years ago but we missed it, and think you may have missed it too.
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And it's a fucccckkkiiiinnnggg BANGER MATE!
Lo and behold, with a collection of random words and Spanish names, thrown together by Norwegian songwriter Anders Nilsen, the single has proved popular.
Again, cos it's a TUUUUNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Salsa Tequila has shown people will buy any old shit have an awesome sense of music taste, with it proving a massive hit in the Netherlands and Norway.
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Without further delay, here's what you really want to see...
Video credit: YouTube/Altfor Koselig
'Salsa... Tequila... Corazon... Cerveza... Muy Bueno' - who gives a shit what it translates to? Cos it's bigger than the Willennium, I'm telling you. The legendary lyrics continue...
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Taco
Eva Mendez
Gringo
Costa
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Chorizo
Santa Maria
Tex Mex
Shakira
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Nachos
Salsa...
And the absolute banger continues...
Guacamole
Jalapeño
Salma Hayek
Ricky Martin....
And again...
Calamari
Muchas gracias
Macarena
Mi amigo
Livin La Vida Loca
Antonio Banderas
The banger was recently mentioned in a Reddit thread. Some couldn't help themselves relating the tune to every Pitbull song ever been released. Before long, the tread was contaminated with Pitbull hating trolls.
But noone should hate this lyrical masterpiece!
Let's give this hit the global success it deserves.
Featured image credit: YouTube/Altfor Koselig
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