If someone asked you what was the 'naughtiest thing' you've ever done during a job interview, what would you say?
Yeah, it's a pretty awkward question isn't it? It's not like you can say about that time that you tried out dogging or when you introduced light BDSM into the bedroom. You can't even talk about cheating during a test, because that makes you look dishonest.
Now imagine you're Theresa May and you're being interviewed in the lead up to a General Election. Yikes.
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During an interview with Julie Etchingham for ITV's Tonight programme, you can almost see the cogs turning in Theresa May's head as she desperately tries to think of something that's not going to make the front page of the papers.
You can nearly hear her thoughts: "No, not that. Oh God, DEFINITELY not that."
Eventually, she seems to revert back to her 'happy place' and thinks about her youth in the beautiful area of Sussex. That's safe, right?
What's the naughtiest thing
She says: "Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know I'm not quite sure.
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"I can't think what the naughtiest thing..."
Etchingham pushes her for an answer and she eventually says: "Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when...
"I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that."
She then explained that she was a 'goody two shoes' as a child and said: "I was an only child, so of course I didn't have brothers and sisters who I was playing with and so, obviously, I had friends but sometimes had to just go out and sort of do things on my own."
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Aw, that's kind of sad. At least she's got loads of mates now.
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