Reports are going around saying that a teenager has become the first to be fined for dressing up as a clown and scaring children. However, I'd like to make a small amendment to these reports and say that a teenager has become the first to get what they well and truly deserve for dressing up as a clown and scaring children.
Eighteen-year-old Conor Jones was arrested after scaring schoolchildren during this bellend-fuelled craze, picking up a £90 fine and a criminal record.
The jobless yute was reportedly dressed in a clown mask and a black and white jumpsuit, when jumping out on unsuspecting children near St Cenydd Comprehensive School in Caerphilly, South Wales.
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"The teachers were in the yard and they moved the children away because he was doing it," Dai Evans, who was collecting his child from school, said. "Then we had a message on the school's app warning us that someone was dressed as a clown."
The teen accused a mate of 'grassing him up' and then said, "I'm not afraid to make enemies," which when translated from shithouse language means "I'm a top dolt" in English.
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"An 18-year-old-man from Penyrheol, Caerphilly, was issued a Fixed Penalty Notice and fined £90 for a Public Order offence," a spokesperson for Gwent police said. "This will now go on his criminal record."
Hopefully, now that police have taken action on a clown, it will stop others doing it. It's a complete crock of bullshit, to be honest.
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