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Some people think the Queen doesn't actually do very much anymore.
Her duties are basically to turn up to things in nice clothes, greet some people, have her photo taken, get shown around whatever it is she's been sent to, and make sure her husband, Prince Philip, doesn't do or say something stupid. It's happened before.
But did you know our lovely little Queen Elizabeth II is actually a shapeshifter? I'm not saying she's an Illuminati lizard, that I can't prove, but something fishy is going on with Big Lizzie.
Roger Shuttle was almost certainly not 10 pints deep down the Red Lion pub in Horseheath, Cambridgeshire, when he was gazing off into the sky only to see the Queen in the clouds.
She wasn't floating in the clouds. She wasn't riding a mythical beast through the clouds. She was the fucking cloud. Look...
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"I couldn't believe it, I was just looking out into the sky, as you do, when this cloud appeared," Roger said.
"As soon as I saw it, I realised it looked identical to the Queen. I was with my mate and he agreed. We even got some cash out and compared the two, it was uncanny."
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Bloody hell.
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The 45-year-old father of two had to get a snap of the cloud before it disappeared and now finds himself with a new hobby.
"I now can't stop watching out for other people in the clouds. You never know who might turn up."
You really do never know who might turn up next.
All I know is, the Queen can shapeshift into a cloud and is watching over us all. God save the Queen.
Words by George Pavlou
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