I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm on the cusp of going for lunch and I could do without this right now.
But hey-ho, look at this Jeremy Kyle guest's pearly whites:
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Now it's not uncommon for guests to turn up to the show looking a bit worse for wear and haggard, but to Jezza's sneering audience, Vicky is a particularly bad example. Loads of people have been calling for the show to hire a dentist, as well as the professional help Graham provides.
"Dentist badly needed on Jeremy Kyle show #feelinsick" one person tweeted.
"I have no words for Vicky's teeth. #JeremyKyle" said another.
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Arguably the most creative snob wrote: "This woman on the #jeremykyle show looks like she's got a mint humbug stuck in her teeth @itvjeremykyle."
Vicky had been accused by her ex-boyfriend Anthony of trying to win him back by feigning a pregnancy.
Irate by the claim, she said "I haven't even spoke to him in four weeks!"
Anthony's new squeeze, Anita, later joined the two and called Vicky's behaviour "disgusterating", which even I can find funny despite hating the type of stereotypes Jeremy Kyle bolsters.
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Here's a video which shows both the teeth and the 'disgusterating' moments.
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The argument, as per any good Jez argument, transcended beyond the confines of the studio to the backstage. Anthony's mum turned up, defended Vicky, then Vicky's mate Matt turned up who Jeremy called a Joey Essex lookalike. Jeremy then gave said lookalike the mic, had a bit of a laugh, Matt claimed Anthony was bisexual and that he had seen him pop up on Grindr, Anthony denied it and then they all agreed to disagree and went home.
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No problems solved. No relationships healed. Just another day for the modern day ITV Victorian freak show.
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