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Girl Writes And Submits Her Assignment While Drunk AF

Girl Writes And Submits Her Assignment While Drunk AF

"You are welcome. Love you."

Sian Broderick

Sian Broderick

If you didn't start all your university essays the day before they were due in, were you even ever a student?

Don't get me wrong, it isn't big or clever sitting up until 8am with bloodshot eyes, fuelled by red bull and cigarettes. But that's all part of the experience, isn't it? Being a little dickhead.

I got myself into some right states. Each time I'd promise myself I was going to start this one the day I got it and then write 'a few paragraphs a day' instead of leaving it all until last minute. But, oh no, I was a repeat offender.

This was mainly because I spent 99 percent of my time as a student pissed or hungover so I had no chance of bashing out 6,000 words on McNae's Essential Media Law because I was either fist pumping in the club or on my deathbed.

I regret it now but my level of regret is nothing compared to this girl.

McKenna Clark went out on the piss the night before a big assignment was due in and then woke to find she'd sent her professor a drunk email.

She wrote:

Illegal to kiss on a train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not. It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic. Professor Grams, my name is McKenna. I had some Dr. Pepper's I am doing good. Your assignment is way too hard. I can't do it right now. I am better now, however, because the Dr. Pepper#s wore off. I am not contemplating the assignemtn that you gave me. It's illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation. If you are kissing while on the train you must realize that it could end up being dangerous. If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome.

Love You. [sic]

via GIPHY

She's still waiting for a response. Wouldn't hold my breath if I was you, though, Mckenna.

Featured image credit: McKenna Clark Twitter

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Topics: student, University