Man Breaks Into Neighbour's Home To Fry Chicken And Drink Vodka

Remember that old saying: "If you break into a house and fry chicken and drink a beer, it's forgivable?"

Well this guy's gone and got it all mixed up, hasn't he.

Ronald Gregory Wesly unlawfully entered his neighbour's house after she left for work and began to fry up some chicken. However, he poured himself a glass of vodka, rather than beer. Idiot.

Samantha O'Neal, Wesly's neighbour, returned home from work at around 9pm, pretty peeved that her tea had been eaten and a substantial amount of her vodka had been swigged.

Credit: Alachua County Jail

O'Neal kicked him out and then called the police, who found him aimlessly wondering about, according to the Gainesville Sun.

They arrested him and charged him with burglary, as well as resisting an officer and petty theft.

However, if you think this might be the oddest fried chicken related story you'll ever read, then think on my friend. Think on.

A 26-year-old Chinese man allegedly developed actual boobs because he ate so much fried chicken.

Mr Li, a college graduate, visited doctors after he noticed his chest changing and they told him, rather unsurprisingly, to start eating more fruit and veg rather than fried chicken, according to Chinese news site Weibo.

Credit: Weibo

The medical term for when a bloke grows boobs is gynecomastia and it's caused when there is an imbalance of oestrogen and testosterone in the body.

"It's a tricky one because it's down to genetic composure as well. Oestrogen from external sources - meat for example - is not going to affect everybody," Miguel Toribio-Mateas, professional nutritionist and chair of the British Association for Applied Nutrition and Nutritional Therapy, told Metro.

"But if meat is treated with hormones, the body can react.

"If you eat meat that has been treated with growth hormones, for example, and if genetically you are respondent to those hormones as a man, then you are more likely to develop tissue in places where you shouldn't have excess tissue."

A real humdinger to be involved in from any perspective, from doctor, to partner, to sufferer.

Topics: Vodka, Chicken, theft

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.