Personally, I'm fine with people subtweeting about me. Chances are I will never see it and I can carry on being the terrible person I am, without giving it a second thought.
For the uninitiated, a subtweet is sort of like talking about someone behind their back - you tweet about whatever it was that pissed you off, but you don't include their Twitter handle.
It's a bit of shit-baggery, but mostly it's quite fun to read them and try and work out who it's aimed at.
Corey Kindberg, a social media manager from New York, opened up his DMs to anyone who wanted to post a subtweet but wasn't feeling brave enough to do it themselves.
Wait, I thought subtweets were for people who weren't brave enough to actually @ someone? Am I missing the point?
It would appear I am missing the point, because no sooner had Corey posted his message asking for subtweets than his inbox was flooded:
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A lot of them were savage:
Some were just...weird:
A couple were a bit sad:
So, what have we learned today? Absolutely fuck all, but it was good to have a little glimpse inside the minds of wannabe-subtweeters, wasn't it?
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