Clowns are evil and a lot of people will agree with me. The deceiving creatures' fake smile is what a lot of peoples' nightmares are made of.
The prospect of one running towards you, wielding a sharp knife, while on your morning jog in the woods is utterly terrifying.
Well, it just so happens that a video has emerged, from America, showing just that.
Two innocent lads were out for an early morning jog in some woods when they came across what they thought looked like a clown.
Unsure as to whether it was their minds playing cruel tricks on them, or whether they had in fact been stalked by a lost clown on his way home from a party, they went back to the spot to investigate. Big mistake.
When they returned to the suspended bridge, where they first thought they saw the creepy clown, they realised that they hadn't been hallucinating at all. Stood before them was a fucking clown was in the middle of the bridge and it started to walk towards them.
"What the fuck," one of the lads is heard saying as they both stood frozen solid. They both edge closer towards the clown, questioning what he was doing there at 7.20am. But their confrontational tone changes when they realise all too quickly that this particular clown isn't so friendly. This clown was wielding a large knife - the sort of weapon that's used to decapitate victims in horror movies.
The pair leg it.
When they finally make it back to safe territory, the video which captured the moment they shit their pants is uploaded and the internet sent it viral. Here it is.
Kids, clowns are not cute, clever nor funny. Anyone who chooses to make a living from dressing up in weird outfits, painting a giant smile on their face and putting on a funny voice, is fucking weird #justsayin
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