Child Sex Dolls The Size Of Three-Year-Old Girls Being Bought In The UK

In this world, you'd assume that there's very little left to surprise you.

Donald Trump wants to build a wall between Mexico and the United States, Michael Owen's football insights are expected to be moronic, and Piers Morgan can't go a day without causing an international outrage - that's all just another day to be honest.

Then comes along the news that sex dolls which look just like three-years-old are being sold online. Back to square one.

A site called AliExpress stocks the dolls, boasting they have hundreds of models from different suppliers.

The (weird) sex dolls are reportedly legally sound for people to buy in the UK, which some people have been doing.

Credit: AliExpress

On AliExpress, one of the items is listed as: 'New 100cm top quality silicone sex doll skeleton, Japanese real love doll, artificial girl for sex, realistic vagina & anal sex'.

The description of the same product then says: Skin material: TPE, Inside: TPE with metal skeleton, Weight: 12kg, Height: 100cm, Hole: Vagina and breast sex, oral sex and anal sex, Vagina depth: 16cm, Anal depth: 14cm, Oral depth: 11cm (giving and taking), Bust*waist*hip: 56cm*38cm*60cm, and Feet length: 15.5cm.

All of that is really fucking weird. Like, disturbingly weird.

According to the Mirror, the height dimensions are the same as the average height range of three to nine-year-old girls.

I'm definitely not going to show you the more graphic, and frankly frightening pictures of the dolls, because I'm still wishing that I never fucking saw that shit.

Credit: AliExpress

The site shows the transaction history of the product (which is really fucking odd), showing that the dolls are not only being bought in the UK, but also worldwide.

Credit: AliExpress

The dolls range anywhere from $570 (£390), up to $955 (£650), but some sellers are going as high as $3,000 (£2,000).

According to AliExpress, the dolls offer different types of sexual activity and 'emotional companionship', as well as a lifelike 'cyberskin'.

Some of the dolls can be tailored to the buyer's desires, giving the option of eye colour and hair style.

One satisfied Japanese customer left some positive feedback on one of the dolls, saying: "It's exactly like a real size little girl... The face style is very natural and cute."

Which, you know, IS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD.

I'm not going to tell you what to search on AliExpress to find the dolls. Your eyes will bleed.

Words by Mark McGowan

Featured image credit: AliExpress

Mark McGowan

Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.