Stop what you're doing! Someone has found Our Lord and Saviour in Cheeto form and, perhaps more strangely, it sold for a whopping $99,900 (£80,749).
Harambe was spotted in a pack of Cheetos and some enterprising young eBayer decided to auction off the miracle. Bids for the delicious, ape-like snack came in thick and fast, in total there was 132, of those $99,900 was the highest so some
idiot lucky person, is soon to be the proud of owner of a slightly stale cornmeal snack that looks a bit like a dead gorilla. Behold, 2017.
Posting the item online, the seller wrote: "I opened up a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and as soon as I looked inside I came across this unique Cheetos that looks like Harambe the gorilla.
"This item is one of a kind! It measures up to about 1 1/2 inches in length. This item up for bid is only for this unique Cheetos, bag not included. This makes a great collectible for anyone who appreciates rare items!"
Fucking Hell, $99,900 and you don't even get the bag? Piss taker.
But I mean, you can't deny the likeness.
Harambe isn't the only Lord and Saviour people have found in their Cheetos. Look at this, your own personal Cheesus (I'm sorry):
I'm not going to lie, this one is less impressive.
By far the best Jesus-invading-your-food is this naan bread.
It was found by a man called David Howlett while he was out with his wife. Speaking at the time David said: "My wife and I were about to tuck into our food when I spotted Jesus looking right back at me. Needless to say I chose not to take a bite, and photograph it instead.''
Alright, I'll stop with Jesus now, how about a Duchess Kate jellybean?
Looks more like Neil Young to me, but each to their own. Credit: Twitter
OK, I'm really stopping now, it's getting weird.Featured Image Credit: eBay