For actual fuck sake, this is so grim.
Got assigned this article earlier lads and I've been putting it off all day. It was our work's do last night, you see, so I've spent the day just trying not to throw myself from the window into oncoming traffic.
Got a Maccies down me a bit ago and was more or less on the mend, but now I'm back to square one.
Look at that.
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This is the sorry state feet of one Joanne Hall, 25, a student at the University of Western Australia, who decided it'd be a great idea to run over a Perth beach wearing no shoes.
Because Perth is so hot as shit, it resulted in the total scolding of the poor woman's feet.
'The sand was very hot and I ran from the top of the beach down to the water,'
'I put them straight into the water and nearly passed out from the pain,' Joanne explained.
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'I kept them soaking for a good half an hour [in cold water] and my brother, step-dad and his friend arrived and had to carry me up the beach back to the car.'
Joanne posted the damage on her Facebook, urging her friends to use 'the human invention called shoes.'
Right. Good. That's out of the way. Won't be back with you til the 27th now lads, so see you then. Merry Christmas.
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Featured image credit: Joanne Hall
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Australia