It feels like every other week we're faced with another weird looking offering from various fast food restaurants. Whether it is a bright green burger (or even a black one) these places love the idea of going viral, don't they?
Well, mission accomplished because LOOK HOW WEIRD THESE HOT DOGS ARE!
In Japanese Ikeas, you can get your hands on this (quite frankly) disgusting looking food. And, mate, I'm practically a goth, so you'd think I'd love this shit.
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But, NO. It's WEIRD. It's like when Heinz brought out that bright green ketchup that looked like paint when you put it on the side of your fish fingers, chips and beans. It's gross. Savoury food should be food-coloured. And by that, I mean beige. Delicious, delicious beige.
The 'Ninja Dog' features a foot long sausage in black, and the bun... in black.
It gets covered in NORMAL mustard and ketchup. Thank God there's still some sense in the world. Unless the ketchup is yellow and the mustard is red. In that case, I'm fucking moving. I don't know where, but I am.
Rocket News 24 claims that the hot dog has been released to celebrate IKEA Japan's 10 year anniversary.
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Happy anniversary. Stick to meatballs, normal-coloured hot dogs and flat pack furniture please. Thanks.
Words by Mel Ramsay
Featured image credit: IKEA
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