We've all seen what happens when people ink before they think. Shows like Tattoo Fixers and the almost weekly horror stories you see on this very website - they all show you the dangers of what happens when people seem to forget that tattoos are very permanent.
Having said that, Elm Street Tattoo in Dallas, Texas, has a tattoo vending machine, which offers customers the rather terrifying opportunity to 'Get What You Get', and I think it's pretty fucking awesome.
Undecided customers can rock up to the studio, pay $100 (£77) and twist the little wheel until a design pops out inside one of those Poké Ball-looking things. Whatever the design inside, that's what the customer gets.
The range of tattoos is cool, featuring traditional 'Sailor Jerry'-type snakes and devil heads, so you're not going to end up with a tattoo like your mate got while pissed in Maga.
The designs usually cost between $150 (£116) and $250 (£194), so the vending machine is also a bargain.
If Texas is a little far for you, then Wolf and Arrow Tattoos in Bury St Edmunds has a similar machine, offering designs costing either £50 or £100.
See you there.
Featured Image Credit: Instagram/Elm Street TattooTopics: Texas