What will the future hold? Flying cars? Teleportation? Communication with aliens?
All very exciting but not as interesting as having a bionic penis.
44-year-old Mohammed Abad is living this dream right here, right now, however.
His eight-inch long schlong has been getting ladies into a tizz somewhat, it appears, with Mohammed claiming that over 50 women have asked for his services but stating he works so hard which makes him tired and means he can't satisfy their desires.
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Mohammed lost his penis in a car accident as a child when he was dragged 600 metres, aged six, and lost his virginity at the start of this year. It's great that 2016 is working out for someone.
The security guard from Edinburgh broke his duck and got off the mark with sex worker Charlotte Rose, and has been inundated with requests ever since. This session reportedly lasted two hours, which is exactly 120 times longer than I can muster.
Charlotte Rose remains Mohammed's one and only. Credit: SWNS
Charlotte Rose. Credit: Barcroft
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It used to take Mark Ramprakash around 43 years to score a single run, so, in this respect, they are like peas in a pod.
A bit like Podrick Payne in Game Of Thrones, charlotte waived her fee too to get a bit of prosthetic prodding.
And although he is inundated with requests, he told the Star On Sunday that he's just too busy working and too tired to make good on the requests.
He said: "I get a lot of messages from women online who ask me if I will have sex with them.
"They've heard about my bionic penis and they want to try it out. They are all very intrigued and think I can make love for hours."
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He also claims he's not had sex since his romp with Charlotte.
"It's not that I don't want to and I get offers, but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I'm just too tired for sex."
Here is Mohammed talking about his penis on This Morning.
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Basically he presses a button in his testicles which takes fluid from his stomach. A separate button lets it deflate.
Mohammed's parents are currently looking for a suitable match for him. He said: "We're speaking to a few parties at the moment. I don't care what she looks like - she could be tall, short, thin or fat. I prefer personality to looks. My parents will find me a suitable match."
"My previous wife was very understanding about not being able to have sex - but of course it's a barrier. I can't wait to experience that side of things with someone I love.
"Even though I've not slept with anyone else I'm glad I've got the whole virgin tag off my back."
He then upped his banter another notch, stating:
"I'm not saying I'll be like George Best in the bedroom, but I'm much more confident."
Good on you and your magical member, Mohammed.
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