When you're on holiday, what are the things you think you're most likely to see?
Glorious, golden beaches? Yes. Clear blue skies? Yes. Beaming sunlight? Yes.
A couple having sex in a public park next to their infant daughter? No. But you best believe you're going to stop to have a look because that shit doesn't happen too often.
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And if you're going to stop, watch, and then question what the fuck's going on, you better get your phone out and video it.
Video footage sees a woman straddling her partner as their daughter played a rather uncomfortable role in the porno picnic.
Police confirmed that they have now launched an investigation into the crude act, after being tipped off about a video of the lunchtime cowgirl sesh.
An onlooker videoed the scenes at the river beach of Tabuao, near the town of Paredes de Coura.
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Portuguese site Noticias Maradas posted the video, and well, erm... Just watch.
Police are yet to identify the midday baby makers, but it is understood a specialist unit has been given the task of identifying the couple involved.
A source told the Portuguese site: "Once it had been discovered that the video that was the subject of the complaint existed, police in Paredes de Coura alerted Policia Judiciaria officers to inform them a minor appeared in a sex video which had been posted on the Internet."
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Partway through the woman even speaks to her daughter. Mate.
Words by Mark McGowan
Featured image credit: http://noticiasmaradas.org/
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Sex