In a world where Naked Attraction is a thing (literally a show where people get their tackles and vajayjays out in the name of dating), it's hard-pressed to find something shocking.
Well, Channel 5 will take Channel 4's smutty dating concept and raise them. Raise them to the point that they're literally filming drugs dealers shoving condoms filled with drugs up their arseholes.
Hey, it's telly!
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The two-part series is called Gangland, and the footage was shot by gangsters on GoPros supplied by the show. Clever way to keep away from the prying eyes of CCTV operators.
WARNING: ALTHOUGH IT'S BLURRED OUT, THIS IS REALLY GRAPHIC.
Credit: Channel 5
Jordy, a former member of the Woolwich Boys gang, explains what it was like. At the time of filming, he was facing a number of charges.
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Explaining the whole 'bum/drugs' thing, he said that he used to 'plug' his arse with up to four 'g-packs' (wraps of crack cocaine worth ยฃ1,000) at a time.
Fucking gross.
He said: "I had to do things to keep my freedom, innit. I had to plug things up my arse. We had to go to nasty extents where customers are ringing every minute. We're plugging, unplugging, plugging, unplugging. More times we're unplugging there's shit there, so we're scraping the shit off the parcels. Unhygienic like mad.
"It's like signing a deal with the devil. You lose your dignity, you lose your name... but I'll give you money at the end of it."
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Twitter (understandably) went a bit mad.
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Yeah, maybe watching it with your mum wasn't the best idea, @KingCarlos100.
Gangland continues on Channel 5 next Thursday at 10pm.
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