This Lad's Emails Trying To Chat Up His College Project Partner Are Litterally The Creepiest Things You'll Ever Read
Back in the day, when a teacher declared that you'd be doing a group project and that it'd be an inter-gender affair, it wasn't a problem. In fact, it was a challenge. Well for me it was a challenge. And I don't mean that in a seedy way, I mean it as in if I made it through the project without them thinking I was an absolute joke, then it was a success.
For others, though, it apparently means a window for opportunity. This lad, for example, found out he was partnering up with a girl from his business management class and what followed is easily the creepiest email thread ever. After the first two sentences, it literally plummeted so fast down hill that he hit rock bottom before she'd even replied.
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First things first, looking on someones Google Plus account is a whole new level of stalking. I wouldn't be surprised if he's checked out her eBay account and hacked Blockbuster's computer system to see what she rented in 2004. Other than that there's not much to discuss. Oh, apart from the declaration of love despite never meeting, his immediate plans for seduction, his in detail description of how their intercourse would be and him telling her that she loves him too.
As I told you earlier, this is the creepiest thing ever.