Man Whose Penis Was Bitten By A Python While He Was On The Toilet Speaks Out
You may remember the story we brought you recently on a Thai man whose penis was bitten by a snake whilst he was sat on the bog. Who am I kidding, of course you remember. How the fuck would you forget something like that?!
Anyway, Atthaporn Boonmakchuay made us all wince when news spread that an 11-foot python slithered its way through his pipes, slid up his toilet, and sank its fangs into his penis.
The poor guy reached down, only to feel the serpent's jaw locked around the tip of his penis.
In an attempt to save his junk, the 38-year-old Bangkok resident managed to tie a rope around the snake's head, and then tie it to the bathroom door before collapsing.
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Now, The Independent has managed to speak to Atthaporn, who has described how exactly he got away: "I fought it. I called my wife and she went to get the neighbour, the neighbour took a minute to arrive...
"All of a sudden, it began to lose some strength so I used my hand to prise its mouth open and the snake released its grip by itself."
Don't worry, his penis is fine. And to make the ending of this story even nicer, they kindly released the snake back into the wild.
Words by Mel Ramsay
Featured image credit: bangpakongnews
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