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Man Whose Penis Was Bitten By A Python While He Was On The Toilet Speaks Out

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You may remember the story we brought you recently on a Thai man whose penis was bitten by a snake whilst he was sat on the bog. Who am I kidding, of course you remember. How the fuck would you forget something like that?!

Anyway, Atthaporn Boonmakchuay made us all wince when news spread that an 11-foot python slithered its way through his pipes, slid up his toilet, and sank its fangs into his penis.

The poor guy reached down, only to feel the serpent's jaw locked around the tip of his penis.

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In an attempt to save his junk, the 38-year-old Bangkok resident managed to tie a rope around the snake's head, and then tie it to the bathroom door before collapsing.

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Python Crawls Up Toilet And Bites Man's Penis While He's Having A Poo

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"All of a sudden, it began to lose some strength so I used my hand to prise its mouth open and the snake released its grip by itself."

Don't worry, his penis is fine. And to make the ending of this story even nicer, they kindly released the snake back into the wild.

Words by Mel Ramsay

Featured image credit: bangpakongnews

Topics: bite, python, Snake

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Mel Ramsay

Mel Ramsay has been a Senior Journalist for Tyla and LADbible since 2015. She started her career writing obituaries and funeral guides online. Since then, her work has been published in a wide variety of national and local news sites. She is part of the BBC's Generation project and has spoken about young people, politics and mental health on television, radio and online. Contact her - [email protected]