Wild Boar Swims To Beach Shore And Scares Sunbathers
Beachgoers were relaxing in the northern coastal town of Schönberg on Saturday when the unexpected boar emerged from the Baltic Sea and charged through the crowded beach.
In the video, people can be seen dispersing as the boar marauds through tents, towels and umbrellas - with one bloke even lamping it with a plastic shovel.
To be fair to him, he was acting in self-defence; next time you're chilling on the beach with a shovel and a wild boar swims out of the ocean and charges at you, I bet you do the same thing.
Fortunately, nobody was injured by the Baltic Sea boar, though it's unclear where the boar got to.
Perhaps it returned to the sea, where it shall live out its days, only rearing its head to terrify unsuspecting beachgoers? Maybe they should make a really sh*t horror film about it? They could call it The Boarne Identity, Boarnado or maybe just Boaws.
Or - plot twist - what if it's the same boar that caused havoc to the west of Berlin last week?
If this somehow slipped your radar until now, you're in for a treat.
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Some bloke was forced to chase a boar through a park after it nicked his laptop, which is great in itself, but it's extra great when you consider that said bloke was stark b*llock naked.
The nudist was photographed giving chase in Teufelssee last Wednesday after he was robbed in boar-d daylight.
Now, in centuries gone by, if a boar stole your bodkin or whatever while you had your bits out, you'd at least be able to console yourself with the knowledge that only eyewitnesses would get the pleasure of laughing at you as you gave chase.
But in this day and age, the bodkin is a laptop, and the eyewitnesses have cameras and social media accounts. As such, it was inevitable that this most perfect of moments would become a viral hit.
Adele Landauer, an actor and life coach, was on hand to capture arguably the greatest chase scene ever and shared the pictures on Facebook after getting permission off the guy.
Sharing the snaps, she said: "Nature strikes back! Wild boar hunt at Teufelssee!
"In the yellow bag is the man's laptop, so he gave it his all in the Adams costume. I then showed the photos to the man, he laughed soundly and authorised me to make them public."
What a guy. Sadly we don't know his name, however we do know what his arse looks like in motion, so that's something.
Featured Image Credit: AP
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