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An elderly woman fought off a would-be thief by hitting her repeatedly with bacon.
First off, let's appreciate the pure bad-assery of this old woman. The 86-year-old (yeah, you read that correctly) was taking absolutely no shit when she was approached by an unidentified woman who demanded that our hero hand over the cash she'd just withdrawn from the cash point.
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Did Supergran hand it over?! No, she bloody well didn't.
I picture Supergran turning to face the criminal and saying something awesome like: 'Don't go bacon my heart. You ham-fisted bitch. I'm about to make you squeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal' and just launching into a full-on bacon attack.
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Anyway, it happened in a supermarket in Altrincham, Greater Manchester and police are hunting the villain as we speak.
Not that Supergran needs the help though, right?
But if you do want to give them a hand and you know anything about it, you can call police on 101, or Crimestoppers on 0800 555111 and just give them a heads up.
We love you, Supergran.
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Words by Mel Ramsay
Featured Image Credit:Topics: Manchester, Bacon