Say what you like about Gordon Ramsay, but the man makes for excellent TV. You might feel more compelled to watch Bargain Hunt if Tim Wonnacott, instead of praising competitors for making a £1.12 profit, gave them an absolute bollocking. 'One pound fucking 12? What the fucking fuck is that, you useless fucking fuck?'
Indeed, Ramsay is as well known for his bollockings as his cooking, and he recently handed out a deserved roasting on Twitter to a guy called Balint who decided to deep fry a Gundam model.
The guy - whose Twitter handle is @252a3d - tweeted a series of pictures in which he appears to have coated the model, before deep frying it in a pan that actually looks smaller than the model (pretty much the only thing about this culinary exploit that is somewhat impressive).
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The intrepid home cook then decided to ask Big Gord to appraise his creation. Predictably, Gordon told him to 'grow up'.
Seems a fair assessment. If anything the guy has got off pretty lightly there, given Gordon's penchant for a big fat swear or two.
But it wasn't just deep fried Gundam guy who got a tellin' from the 52-year-old, who seemed to be on a bit of a Twitter tirade.
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Two chicken parmigiana attempts were met with trademark disapproving quips, one of which was some kind of waffle sandwich creation, and the other just a plate of dog dirt:
A failed barbecue, a free cake and a mushroom risotto also fell to Gordon's sword/kitchen knife:
You have to hope these people submit these creations to Ramsay with the hope of receiving a roasting, cos they really do deserve nothing less. A bit like with Rate My Plate, you can only assume people concoct these monstrosities in the hope of getting a bite, so to speak.
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If not it's amazing these people aren't unwell after eating the above shite - particularly deep fried Gundam guy.
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