David Cameron's not exactly well known for his sparkling wit. In fact, he's probably associated closer to Miss Piggy jokes than actually telling them.
So when he was addressing 300 Tory MPs in his Oxfordshire constituency this weekend, god only knows why he decided to throw this joke out to the crowd:
"A man moves to Lincolnshire, and becomes lonely.
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"A farmer invites him to a party, to which he agrees to attend.
"'I expect there will be a lot of heavy drinking' the farmer tells the man, and the man says that's OK, because it's a chance to get to know people.
"'There will probably be a lot of fighting' the farmer continues, and the man still wants to go.
"The farmer then says: 'The evening will probably end with a fair amount of rough sex,' and the man accepts this as a part of getting to know the community, and asks the farmer what he should wear.
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"'You can wear whatever you like because it will be just you and me.'"
Firstly, that's one hell of a creepy joke to be saying in public. Secondly, hasn't he got more important things to be thinking about at the moment than jokes about rough sex?! Mate, I don't know if you've noticed but 150,000 people were knocking on your door on Saturday calling for your resignation. Sort it out.
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