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BrewDog Is Opening A Craft Beer Hotel In The US

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BrewDog Is Opening A Craft Beer Hotel In The US

Calling all beer lovers! Have you ever been on holiday and thought, huh, there's just not enough beer in my life? Have you ever wanted to be encouraged to live, drink and breath beer? And possibly be a little bit buzzed all holiday?

Because your dream is coming true. BEER HOTEL! CRAFT BEER HOTEL!

Here's a fancy hotel we can all get behind and it's not in Ellon in Aberdeenshire where BrewDog HQ is, so we can probably expect better weather.

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It's going to be called The DogHouse but the guys at BrewDog promise you're going to want to be in the dog house with this one.

It's going to be in Colombus, Ohio.

Yoda apparently told BrewDog that they need to put a hotel in the middle of the Sour Beer Facility in Ohio. They promise it's going to be "a super sized sour sleepover."

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The hotel is going to have jacuzzi filled with beer, malt massages, and every meal served is cured with beers. Unsure how that's going to work with cereal but hey ho!

Credit: BrewDog

There's even fridges in the showers for shower beer. No moment won't have beer in it. And they need our help to make it happen. They're crowdfunding to make it happen. Exciting times!

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On their Indiegogo page they said: "You can get involved with, to construct the world's first crowdfunded craft beer hotel attached to a brand new BrewDog sour beer facility in Columbus - and we have awesome, money-can't-buy perks for those who do!

Craft beer minibars curated by James and Martin
- Punk IPA on tap in your room
- Beer Spa treatments with bespoke hop oils
- Epic restaurant majoring in beer and food pairings
- Craft beer themed breakfasts, lunches and dinners
- En-suite shower beer fridges
- Wake up to views of our sour beer foeders

*It will be our mission to ensure you are never more than an arm's reach from a chilled Punk IPA."

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Not a bad mission in life to have. My mission is to go to this hotel now.

So far they've almost raised £90,000. Pretty decent!

Of course, the money you put in gets you perks.

£150 gets you a free night for two people in one of the beer themed rooms and a beer breakfast for two.

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I wonder what a beer breakfast is. Like seriously, is it Cheerios with beer?

For £25, you get a VIP tour and tasting or a name on one of the sour beer foeders - that's one of the huge wooden barrels used to age beer.

If you have some cash to burn, you can drop £1,000 and go to the beer spa - that includes a malt massage for two, hop treatments...apparently it's good for the skin. Something for the ladies, I assume.

And for £2,000 you can hang out in the Punk IPA-filled Hot Tub. Seriously. It's hot beer. And there's other perks, natch, but hot tub full of beer while you drink Punk IPA? Once in a lifetime experience!

"Forget Disneyland. This is the new happiest (or hoppiest) place on Earth."

I need to go here; let's make this happen.

Words: Laura Hamilton

Featured Image Credit: BrewDog

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