Benidorm Bar Selling Full English Breakfast Pizza
Most things taste good on a pizza - that's a fact. Sure, everyone has a preference, whether it's the cheese hit of a four seasons, a pie piled high with delicious garlicky mushrooms, a classic margherita or a full-on meat feast, the world is pretty much your oyster when it comes to toppings.
Good Times Bar and Grill shared a photo of the unique creation on Facebook, writing: "THE ENGLISH BREAKFAST PIZZA. YUMM."
The pizza is topped with sausages, bacon, tomatoes, mushrooms, eggs and baked beans. It essentially looks like the bog-standard fry-up you know and love, just with a cheesy pizza in place of a plate - meaning it's either the biggest insult to Italian cuisine, or a stroke of absolute genius.
According to The Sun, the pizza also contains around 2,600 calories, which is the equivalent of five McDonald's Big Mac burgers.
Look, I'm not necessarily against the idea, but I'd like both the bacon and the tomatoes to be shown a little more time under the grill. The eggs a little less time under the grill. Maybe those sausages could be halved or sliced so they're not towering above everything else on the plate? Maybe the beans could come on the side for anyone who prefers theirs not to cross-contaminate everything else.
Fancy heading on over to the Spanish holiday hotspot to try out the untraditional meal for yourself, but would rather not fork out for the plane tickets for the sake of pizza? Well, actually you might be in luck - as one TV production company is looking for people to star in a brand new Channel 5 programme in Benidorm this summer.
"Title Role Productions are looking for fun-loving holidaymakers to take part in a new Channel 5 series about all-inclusive holidays," the call-out says.
"So if you're a die-hard fan with the best tips and tricks, an all-inclusive virgin new to the game, or a have-a-go group desperate to try one, pack your suitcase and get in touch now!"
It adds: "To apply you must be willing to be filmed for television, have a valid passport and be free to fly to Spain this summer! Filming will take place for up to 5-10 days from July 15 to August 16."
To apply, all you have to do is fill out a pretty simple form, which asks for your basic information alongside details like if you'd be holidaying as a family or a group of friends, and whether or not you've been on an all-inclusive trip before.
You'll also have to try and argue your case for your family or group of friends by explaining what a typical holiday is like for you, what your interests are and, perhaps most importantly, why you should be picked.
You never know, maybe the fact that you're eyeing up that full English pizza might just give you the edge you need.
Featured Image Credit: Facebook/Good Times Bar and Grill