You Can Buy A Fish Finger Fancy Dress Costume And It’s Incredible
Forget politics or social class - the world can generally be divided into people who love fancy dress and those who loathe it. Some can't stand the pressure, while others soak up the attention.
But half the battle isn't in wearing the actual costume, it's coming up with the idea - which is why it's great when someone else produces an INCREDIBLE concept for you.
Behold: the fish finger fancy dress outfit.
The foam-backed, speckled orange tunic - which is unisex - features two armholes and a hole for your face at the front.
It costs £24.99 from online store Jokers' Masquerade, and fits chest sizes up to 44".
"Our Adult Fish Finger Fancy Dress Costume is a unique and exciting design of novelty fancy dress that's both simple and highly wearable, as well as looking great and offering fantastic value for money," the online description reads.
"The fabric design of mottled bright and dark orange makes the costume look just like a breadcrumb-covered fish finger, a hilarious and original idea that will go down amazingly at any occasion."
It adds: "Because it has a sturdy foam backing the outfit will keep its fish finger shape when worn, ensuring you remaining looking good at all times and making it an easily identifiable costume."
So far the product's only had two reviews - but they've both been very positive,
One reviewer wrote: "The outfit looks and feels great. Decent price and quick delivery. Perfect for the stag when he gets to wear it (just don't ask why it's a fish finger...)."
A second simply added: "Everyone loved this outfit! Buy it, it's great."
Oh, and if there's someone else you want to incorporate into the outfit, there's also a Captain Birdseye outfit available.
By the looks of things, the costume is modelled on the older, classic Captain Birdseye, not the newer, younger one.
"The Captain Birdseye Fancy Dress Costume includes a dark jacket with gold coloured trim on the cuffs and two rows of gold buttons that give it an authentic double-breasted appearance," the website says.
"A white polo shirt front is also included, as well as a pair of matching dark trousers that complete the naval costume.
"The finishing touch of this fantastic costume is a dark coloured, naval-style hat with a gold emblem on the front."
That one's a little more expensive at £31.99, but you can buy the two together as a combo for £50.99.
Featured Image Credit: Jokers' Masquerade