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You Can Get Paid To Eat Bacon All Day

You Can Get Paid To Eat Bacon All Day

Hurray!

Matthew Cooper

Matthew Cooper

Bacon, the most overrated of all the foods. Sure it's nice, but the need to act like it's the second coming is enough to turn someone vegan.

Then I Google 'Quinoa dishes' and decide otherwise.

Still, if someone offered me the job of eating bacon all day I'd probably consider it, then accept it. Then after a couple of hours on the toilet trying to pass hard stool, hand my notice in with immediate effect.

But if you can stomach it then check out this job opening from Extra Crispy.

The role of Bacon Critic has been introduced as part of the brand's new breakfast and brunch themed website

According to Metro whoever ends up landing the role will need to spend three months eating, writing about, and critiquing bacon. Basically, you live by the bacon and quite possibly die by the bacon.

Even better, the job is paid.

via GIPHY

Oh, the job is U.S. based though so all the money you do earn will probably go straight towards the hospital bills after your arteries decide enough is enough.

However, if you want to apply this is what you need to do: You'll need to submit a short essay (under 600 words) about your favourite bacon-related memory by June 24.

Good luck and maybe farewell.

Words by Matthew Cooper

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Topics: Job, Bacon